ohmygil:

nudityandnerdery:

theumbridgefridge:

elitefourbruce:

obsessiforge:

procrastinationandpokemon:

thereisonlypassion:

whoexactlyaretheclonesattacking:

clownprince-of-crime:

totallynotabrony:

Oh great window you
So awesome. Letting in cold
ai-OH SHIT IT’S SLENDERMAN
I don’t know. Too bored for a real haiku

oh dunkin donuts,your pumpkin coffee is so,delectably great. 

Look there is a fan.
It is really fucking cold.
Turn it off asshole.

A tiny red booth.A strange little Inspector.Damn, it’s not bigger.

Piggy bank holds change.
Dear bank, why are you so light?
Oh. I’m in college.

New Zelda poster
Twenty-Five years of Epic
Taller than I am

Brandon, you are cool.You are my coworker too.But you flirt a lot.

Dresser, oh so big.
You have a huge mirror.
It scares me at night.

Oh, Salted CaramelMocha Frappucino. Wait.There’s not much room left. 

I have zero pep
This Energy Drink Might Help
I love you Monster.

psiphisamurai: O, Tutankhamon 
My idol, on the cover 
Of a magazine 

ohmygil:

nudityandnerdery:

theumbridgefridge:

elitefourbruce:

obsessiforge:

procrastinationandpokemon:

thereisonlypassion:

whoexactlyaretheclonesattacking:

clownprince-of-crime:

totallynotabrony:

Oh great window you

So awesome. Letting in cold

ai-OH SHIT IT’S SLENDERMAN

I don’t know. Too bored for a real haiku

oh dunkin donuts,
your pumpkin coffee is so,
delectably great. 

Look there is a fan.

It is really fucking cold.

Turn it off asshole.

A tiny red booth.
A strange little Inspector.
Damn, it’s not bigger.

Piggy bank holds change.

Dear bank, why are you so light?

Oh. I’m in college.

New Zelda poster

Twenty-Five years of Epic

Taller than I am

Brandon, you are cool.
You are my coworker too.
But you flirt a lot.

Dresser, oh so big.

You have a huge mirror.

It scares me at night.

Oh, Salted Caramel
Mocha Frappucino. Wait.
There’s not much room left. 

I have zero pep

This Energy Drink Might Help

I love you Monster.

psiphisamurai: O, Tutankhamon 

My idol, on the cover 

Of a magazine 

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