- XVIII -, siddman: Cruel, heartless comic strip tricks...

siddman:

Cruel, heartless comic strip tricks undergraduates into making the worst mistake of their lives.Kids, this is nothing but lies. The only perk you get with an English degree is being first in line for the proofreading jobs at your temp agency. Unless you go to grad school, in which case you get to continue sleeping with the undergraduates you meet as a T.A„ but eventually even they dump you for being a sad cliche and you give up on getting your masters and you find yourself at age thirty-five looking into a career as an occupational therapist. We’d make a suggestion for what to study to get “all the jobs,” but recent years have knocked law school, med school, and business school off that list. So your choices are limited to crime or the army. Or, the most badass job of all, Army Crime!Via Happy Place

Cruel, heartless comic strip tricks undergraduates into making the worst mistake of their lives.

Kids, this is nothing but lies. The only perk you get with an English degree is being first in line for the proofreading jobs at your temp agency. Unless you go to grad school, in which case you get to continue sleeping with the undergraduates you meet as a T.A„ but eventually even they dump you for being a sad cliche and you give up on getting your masters and you find yourself at age thirty-five looking into a career as an occupational therapist. We’d make a suggestion for what to study to get “all the jobs,” but recent years have knocked law school, med school, and business school off that list. So your choices are limited to crime or the army. Or, the most badass job of all, Army Crime!

Via Happy Place